Jokes-Funny SMS

Teri Dosti me diwana ho Gaya,
Tuje Apna banate banate begana ho gaya,
Pukar le 1 bar pyr se mere Dost,
Murge k awaz sune Zamana ho gaya.

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Shakespeare once said:
"I'm going to brush my teeth!!"
Tum kya samjhay?
Oye Shakespeare aam bate be karta tha
Hr time quotes nai marta tha

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Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason,
you need medicine"...!

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koi gam hai magar dil udaas hai,
Tujhse koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bahut hai apne magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional mat hona uper sab bakwas hai.

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke
"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

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Zindgi me kisi mod par mat ghabrana,
Khud ka Hausla khud banana
Khud Hasna sabko Hasana
Phir b Zindgi Udas lage to VaibhavKo Yaad Kar lena
Ab mera naam edit karke sabko frwrd karna..!

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Height of insult.
Gal msg him.
"Jaan i can't live widout u... Will u Marry me?"
rply cums
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"who'z dis???
i lost all my contact

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Pata hai aap cloromint kyu khati ho..?
Qk..
5 star
cadbury
park
dirymilk
kit-kat
or
munch
50 paise me nahi aata hai.

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1 Glas Pani Lo
usme Neem K ped K Patte Dalo
2Ghnte K Lie Rkh Do
fir 10 Min Grm Kr K Thnda Krne K Bad Piyo salo
Knjusi K sare Keede Mr Jaenge Fir sms Krna.

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Jab Se Hanuman chalisa Download kiya he,
Tabse aapke Msg Aane band hi ho gaye hai.
Sach Hi kehte hai ke,
Bhoot pishach nikat nai aave,
mahavir jab naam sunave.

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