1 bar santa USA Gaya,
Wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai....'Tann'.
Ittefaq se light bhi chali gai.
Santa dar k bola, oye bhago Undertaker aa gya...
Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talashi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir vo maike gai hui h."
Santa bike se ja raha tha,
Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - Jab se Maine kaha...."Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai"
Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa : To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He'
Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Santa:Aapne hi ne bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA TIME 9am-11am.
Santa : Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye..
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Main toilet Me Hoon
Motor Chala Do.
Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:)
I chased love i found friendship,
i chased desires i found hopes,
i chased reality i found dreams,
i chased a monkey and i found you.
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but,
they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote,
main aapko save karti,
jab chahe padhti.
Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke rakhti
ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?