Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 7 years ago

1 bar santa USA Gaya,

Wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai....'Tann'.

Ittefaq se light bhi chali gai.

Santa dar k bola, oye bhago Undertaker aa gya...

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 181 Santa Banta SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talashi lene gai.

Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.

Santa-"Sir vo maike gai hui h."

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 151 Santa Banta SMS
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Added 7 years ago

Santa bike se ja raha tha,

Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.

Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.

Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

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Added 7 years ago

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."

Banta - "Kya hua?"

Santa - Jab se Maine kaha...."Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai"

Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

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Added 7 years ago

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa : To Hum Is Ganje K Sath


Q Rehte He'

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Added 7 years ago

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho?


Santa:Aapne hi ne bahar likha hai
AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA TIME 9am-11am.

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Added 7 years ago

Santa : Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye..
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Main toilet Me Hoon


Motor Chala Do.


Pani Nahi Aa Raha.:)

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Added 7 years ago

I chased love i found friendship,

i chased desires i found hopes,

i chased reality i found dreams,

i chased a monkey and i found you.

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Added 7 years ago

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly

All flowers r sweet but,

they have no comparison with u,

Kyun K Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

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Added 7 years ago

Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote,
main aapko save karti,
jab chahe padhti.


Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke rakhti
ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?

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