Jokes-Funny SMS

Dil or Duniya me bohat fark he..
Duniya me bohat sare log rehte he..
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Is Dil me..
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Aapki BHABHI rahegi..
Kamino har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo..

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Sciencetiest find 2 difference between
A Man and a Monkey
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Man send messeges
And Monkey read it...

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Pyar n rahe to wafa kaun karega.
Dost n rahe to dosti kaun karega.
Khuda salamat rakhe tumko,
Nahi to bandar ki tarah uchhalkud kaun karega.

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Maine apko phone kiya to netwrk bola,
namskar,murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chahte hai uska DIMAG out of covarage hai,

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Many times I Have Dusturbed you
Troubled You
Fooled you
Irritated you
Today I just want to say 3 Words
I ll Continue ...!

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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Rho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kese Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina H

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thandi hai coffy garam karlo.
Is patthar dil ko thoda naram karlo.
Aapke hote huwe humara in-box khali rahe.
Yaar thodi to sharam karlo...

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Aapki surat kitni pyari hai..
Khuda ne aapne hato se sawari hai..
Kisi or se shadi na kar lena....

kyoki aaj tak MAYAWATI tumhare liye kuwnari hai.

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washing pawdar nirma,
washing pawdar nirma.
Dudh se safedi nirmase aayi rangin kapda
hi khilkhil jay sabki pasand nirma..Nirma
Paglo ko kuch bhi bhejo padte jarur hai
wo bhi TON k sath.

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Koi 1 din Select karo
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Kar Liya?
rply mat krna
Bas us din NAHA liya karo Plz i know sardi jyda H Par Nhana bhi jaruri Hai.

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