Jokes-Funny SMS

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Added 9 years ago

Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye.
Pukaar le ek baar pyar se mere dost bandar ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Main ek aisa msg hu jise murkh log pdte he , pagal frwrd krte he , kamine delet kar dete he or kutte store kar lete he .
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Bese abhi ap kya krne wale he ?

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Feelings joke:

Uske pyar me hamne dieting kiya
Usko paane ke liye fighting kiya
Ek din shaadi ho gayi uski,
Aur humne hi uske ghar ka lighting kiya. . .

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Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
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Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai
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Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho
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Boy ; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K Takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge

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Girl-baba ji mob. me balance nahi rahta kya karoo?
baba-boyfriend hai kya?
girl-nahi baba ji.
baba-bas islie krupa ruki hui hai,
boyfriend bana lo balance kabhi khatam nahi hoga.

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Jab ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de to ma-baap ko kya karna chahiye?
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Uska mundan karwa do, 5-6 mahine bhagna to kya ghar se bahar kadam tak nahi rakhegi.

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Teacher-batao ganga kaha se nikalti hai or kaha jakar milti hai,
Pappu-sir ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikalti hai or park me jakar sagar se milti hai.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha..
1aur.,
1aur.,
1aur

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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye mera SMS ka Kamal,
Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega,
MOBILE uthayega SMS pADHEGA muskurayega - AB bandar reply karne ka HOSIYARI dikhaiga.......

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Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,

5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H

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nhi hua?


Sharif Hote To hota na...

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