SMS Categories
Jokes-Funny SMS
Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye.
Pukaar le ek baar pyar se mere dost bandar ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye
Main ek aisa msg hu jise murkh log pdte he , pagal frwrd krte he , kamine delet kar dete he or kutte store kar lete he .
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Bese abhi ap kya krne wale he ?
Feelings joke:
Uske pyar me hamne dieting kiya
Usko paane ke liye fighting kiya
Ek din shaadi ho gayi uski,
Aur humne hi uske ghar ka lighting kiya. . .
Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
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Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai
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Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho
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Boy ; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K Takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge
Girl-baba ji mob. me balance nahi rahta kya karoo?
baba-boyfriend hai kya?
girl-nahi baba ji.
baba-bas islie krupa ruki hui hai,
boyfriend bana lo balance kabhi khatam nahi hoga.
Jab ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de to ma-baap ko kya karna chahiye?
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Uska mundan karwa do, 5-6 mahine bhagna to kya ghar se bahar kadam tak nahi rakhegi.
Teacher-batao ganga kaha se nikalti hai or kaha jakar milti hai,
Pappu-sir ganga school ke bahane ghar se nikalti hai or park me jakar sagar se milti hai.
MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha..
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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye mera SMS ka Kamal,
Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega,
MOBILE uthayega SMS pADHEGA muskurayega - AB bandar reply karne ka HOSIYARI dikhaiga.......
Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,
5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H
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