Jokes-Funny SMS

Ladkiya -
70% beautiful hoti h,
75% sweet hoti h,
85% noughty hoti h ,
90% smart hoti h ,
100% prpose marne layk hoti h ,
.
nd then
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*
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*
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*
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*
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Totl mila kr 420 hoti h .,

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Sms b kmal ki cheej h ,
20 nlaykon ko karo ,
10 pdte hi nahi ,
5 delet kr dete h ,
4 ka inbox full hota h .
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h .
mera msg pdne k liye thnkx

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Science
k
mutavik
bachpan
me
bed
pe
susu
krne
wale
log
hmesa
right
hand
me
mobile
pkad
k
msg
pdte
h .
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

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ere 3 bst frnd he -
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1. Kallu -jo 12th me pd rha he.
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2. Gullu - jo mere sath pd rha he .
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3. Ullu - jo mera msg pd rha he .:-)

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Tu kutta tha tu kutta hai or kutta hi rhega Teri soch kutto jasi hai Teri aane wali
nasl kutta hogi
ye kehkar kutiya ne kutte ko talak de diya

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I have lots of jokes in my
inbox,
But I can't send you all of
them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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.
.
"You are so beautiful"

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Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote hai.

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Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying"
Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

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Kuchh patthar moti,kuchh nagine hote hai.
Kuchh log kutte kamine hote hai.
Ladki ko karna ho SMS to kya din kya raat,
Dosto ko sms kiya mahine hote hai.

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp
I Asked Him 2 Increase My All Friends' Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero

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