Jokes-Funny SMS

SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ladkiya -
70% beautiful hoti h,
75% sweet hoti h,
85% noughty hoti h ,
90% smart hoti h ,
100% prpose marne layk hoti h ,
.
nd then
.
*
.
*
.
*
.
*
.
Totl mila kr 420 hoti h .,

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sms b kmal ki cheej h ,
20 nlaykon ko karo ,
10 pdte hi nahi ,
5 delet kr dete h ,
4 ka inbox full hota h .
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h .
mera msg pdne k liye thnkx

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Science
k
mutavik
bachpan
me
bed
pe
susu
krne
wale
log
hmesa
right
hand
me
mobile
pkad
k
msg
pdte
h .
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

ere 3 bst frnd he -
.
1. Kallu -jo 12th me pd rha he.
.
2. Gullu - jo mere sath pd rha he .
.
3. Ullu - jo mera msg pd rha he .:-)

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Tu kutta tha tu kutta hai or kutta hi rhega Teri soch kutto jasi hai Teri aane wali
nasl kutta hogi
ye kehkar kutiya ne kutte ko talak de diya

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

I have lots of jokes in my
inbox,
But I can't send you all of
them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote hai.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying"
Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Kuchh patthar moti,kuchh nagine hote hai.
Kuchh log kutte kamine hote hai.
Ladki ko karna ho SMS to kya din kya raat,
Dosto ko sms kiya mahine hote hai.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

I Found Aaladin's Lamp
I Asked Him 2 Increase My All Friends' Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero

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