Jokes-Funny SMS

"Dear god"
jo is sms ko padh raha hai wo mera sabse pyara dost hai
Plz use duniya ki har khushi dena.
Bcoz dukhi hoga to mera hi dimag khayega

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MANY TIMES I HAV TROBULED U,IRRITATED U , LOVED U,DISTURBED U
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today i want to say just three words
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CONTINUE

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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.

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Sach ka saamna
jawab sirf haan ya naa me dena hoga?
aap k liye ek sawal :--

kya aap ne bhikari ke kathore se chillar churana chod diya ?

himmath hai to reply do

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Ukbhan ARZ KIYA HAI
"Jis trah 1 macchar ko marne se AAP shikari nahi ban Jaoge"



Wah..Wah..


"thik usi trah 1-2 Sms karne se AAP bhikari nahi ban Jaoge"

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Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.

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Sayaanay kehte hain,
Agar subah Achay Logon ko Yad kiya jaye To din Acha Guzarta Hai,
So mene socha Apko
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APNI Yad Dila dun

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Mera sms
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Aapka
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Dimag
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Dono
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Khali
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Isi
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Baat pe de tali:-)

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That'S The REAL ATTITUDE

A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook

Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??

Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan...

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