Jokes-Funny SMS

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 169 Insult SMS

Thandi Thandi Hawaa Chali Aur Ud Gaye Aap..!
.
.
.
Waah...Waah
.
.
.
Thandi Thandi Hawaa Chali Aur Ud Gaye Aap..!
.
Fir..fir
.
Fir Kyaa Huaa..

Thandi Hawaa Bandh Ho Gaie Aur Gir Gaye Aap..!

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 217 Insult SMS

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
.
.
.
.
.
aur barish main to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain.

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 196 Insult SMS

Master:Kanjus kise
kahte hai

STuDenT:jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi
krte

MaSTer: Very Good Ek Example BaTao

STuDenT:
Sms padhane wale..!!

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 163 Insult SMS

Dosto
Andhe k Hath me Toch
.
Behare k Hath me redio
.
Gunge k Hath me Mike
.
Aur
.
Kanjus k Hath me MOBILE kabhi b nahi dena Chaahiye.

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 152 Insult SMS

Aaj international Handsome boy
or
Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo
Aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna,
Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 168 Insult SMS

SMS Joke:
.
.
.
.
Koi bHi 1 No. Select Karo
10
25
55
60
140
120
300
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

kar lia

Ab utne ka Recharge Mere cell par Karado
.
.
.
.
.

Kasam se Main aapko bataunga Ki Kitna Blance aaya;)

Ok...

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 270 Insult SMS

Aap me Or Cold Drink me kya-kya similarity H?
Ans: Dono Cool H,
Sweet H,
Sabhi Pasand Karte H,
Or Sabse important DIMAG Wali Jagah pe 'DHAKKAN' Lga h.

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 159 Insult SMS

koi New msg hai Kya?
.
.
Agar he to
us par
DABAR Honey
Laga ke
Din me do bar Chaato
.
kyuki send to karoge nahi
.
kam se kam thodi sehat
to banegi. . . .

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 177 Insult SMS

hi,
jaan......,
kaise ho jaan.......,
kob miloge jaan.......,
tumari bhot yaad aa raha hai jaan......,
i love you jaan......,
jayda kush mat ho,
q k har blankme WAR laga lena.
miss u jaan.......!

Like SMS - 29 - SMS Length: 212 Insult SMS