Jokes-Funny SMS

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Dad Plz Mujhe School Drop kar Do

Moral-Har Koi aapki Tarah Mama nahi Banta.

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Attitude Reloaded..
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Girl : I hate you...
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Boy : What a co-incidence

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Bahut dino se apne Dosto ko
Bhule huye the',
Aaj
Star Gold pe NAMAK HARAM dekhi
to
sab ke sab yaad aa gaye!!

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Dil ki gehrai me tum ho
raat ki tanhai me tum ho
bar bar tootati hai nind meri
KHATMAL si charpai me tum ho

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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno
peeche walon ko aage na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo
Tabhi Ek acche Driver banoge

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Question for briiliant peopl..
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QUESTION ONLY FOR BRILIANT PEOPLE.
U RELAX.

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KHUDA Bohot Mehrban He

ki
UsNe Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rkhi

Warna Hum Aap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kaise Chukaate...

CHAWANNI / ATHHANI ab kahan chalti he..

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Ay Khuda Unhe Meri Yaad Dila De!

Hum Unhe Yaad Karte Hai Ye Bata De,

Wo SmS Na Kare To Pani Barsa De,

Or Us Pani Me Unka Mobile Duba De.

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Ishq me Dil ka tamasha dekha
nahi jata,
Humse Tuta hua Sisa dekha
nahi jata,
Apne hisse k sare Sms aapko de du,
Mujse Aapka kangal INBOX dekha nahi jata.

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1

Din

jab

Tumhari

shadi

hogi

Tumhari

Biwi k

Pet

Mera

Ha Ha Ha mera






mera

Bhetija hoga...

Sale dost par shak karta hai.

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