Jokes-Funny SMS

God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.

God made U n called CARTOON.

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Na Hawa me

Na Baharo me

Na Chaand me

Na Sitaaro me

Na Laakho me

Na Hazaaro me

Humne to aapko dekha he

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CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.

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Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
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Girl:- any proof...??
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boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

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yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.

yu hi na kisi ke dil se kelo.
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phoon beckar redio lelo.

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Tum Is Duniya Me Mere Subse Pyare Dost Ho
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Upar Padh Liya To Niche Kya certificate Dhund Rahe Ho..
Matlab Bharosa To Hai Hi Nahi..!!

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Jholi Bhar k pyar Bheju.
Dil se Dill ka sawal Bheju.
Aata nhi Apka koi call ya SMS.
Yaad nhi Aati Humari,
Ya yaaddash k liye kaju Badam Bheju....

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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

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Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile

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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chite ki speed
or hiran sa sundar rup de
BAKI
GADHE
Ka dimag to uske pass pehle se hai...!

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