Jokes-Funny SMS

1 kamal dekho sirf "U"
lagao aur tum ban jaoge
M-rga,St-pid,B-dh-,D-ffer,
Bewak-f,-ll-,Lall-,Ghoch-,
Dekha everything is
Incomplete without "U"

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Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor diya.

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Apke shero se hm "ghayal"ho gaye..

apki hasee k hm "kayal"ho gye...

25rupay me,500 sms kya mile...

sale kal k ldke aaj k "shayar"ho gaye...

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Khushi Paane K Liye 1 Dbaye...
:
Muskurane K Liye 2 Dbaye...
:
Mujhse Baat Krne K Liye 3 Dbaye...
:
Mujhse Chhutkara Paane K Liye Apna Gla Dbaye...

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Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

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Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gye hai baadal..

Wah wah.

Tere ghar ki chhat par aa gye hai baadal..











Ye faaltu msg hai, mat padh pagal...!!!

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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

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QUESTION :- Sharm kya hai???
Socho

socho

socho
kyo nahi hai pata to suno,
Ans- sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agar tm logo ko aajaye to mera 'Inbox" kabhi
khali nahi rahega...

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Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,
Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de...

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta

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