Jokes-Funny SMS

"Badla+BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ne Use Khatt Likha Ki Meri Life Main Naya Ladka Aa Gaya Hai,
Tum Se Accha Hai,Main Uski Dulhan Banugi Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do'

Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki Girlfriend Ki 30 Photo Ki
Aur Bich Main Uski Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha'Le In Me Se Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi

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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

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Aap ki tarif me 4
line pesh kr rha hu
umid hai apko pasand aayegi.... ______________________
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Gin lo
puri 4 hai na ?

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i want 2 tell u something, plz dont
misunderstand Please do sincerely
wear a helmet while walking. Bz
EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY!

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Ye Sms Jin Shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai
5 Second Bad Unka Mobile Off Ho Jata Hay
00:05
00:04
00:03
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Nahi Hua?
Shareef Hoty To Ho Jata

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Apki surat pe jan waru.
Wah!wah!
Apke bato me dil waru.
Wah!wah!
Jis din nahi ata apka sms mujhe lagta hai,
apko patak patak ke maru.

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein?

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Mobile Ek Mandir Hai,
SIM Murti Hai,
SMS Prasad ,

Sms Lene Wala Bhakt,
Sms Dene Wala Pujari;
Sms Lekar Jo Reply Na kare Wo Mandir ke Bahar Betha BHIKHARI....

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TIPS:
How to save 25 paisa per year?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho.!
Yarrrr Kon Log Ho Tum !!

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Dosto ek


baat suniye
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aap ka dimag ko salam. sms me aap voice dund rohe ho...

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