Jokes-Funny SMS

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Besharmo ki trah sms padhte rho.









Jab sharm aa jaye to sms kar dena.

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Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

Like SMS - 35 - SMS Length: 156 Insult SMS

Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah hone se bach jaye.

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Khud Ko Kar Kanjus itna,
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K Har SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
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Service Center Wale Call Kar K Khud Puche
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Sir ji,
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are you sure, Bhejna hai Ki Sending Fail kare.

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jab tum hasti ho toh lagta he ki insaan pehle bandar hoga....
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dekho gussa mat hona kyu ki jab tum gussa hoti ho, toh lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhe bandar hai.

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Hamare SMS Padh ke Log Samajte Hai....
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Ki In ko toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane ki,
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Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye Bhe Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko SHARAM Dilane Ki..

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Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,
Bade log time ki baat karte hain,
Mahan log baat hi nai karte,
Woh sirf sms karte hain,
Nikamma log sirf padte hain

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Aapko miss krna roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
Lekin..
AAPKO JHELNA MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai

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Chehre mein kya mast smile hai..,
Haath mein kya latest mobile hai..,
Mobile mein kya sms file hai....,.
Fir v sms nhi karte kanjoos ka ye koun sa style hai.

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
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Chalo jane do,
Ye tumhara personal mamla he,
Muje kya?
Bas gir mat jana...

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