Jokes-Funny SMS

Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye
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pahla TV dekh rha he
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dusra foolball khel rha he
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aur
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tisra
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Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hi Q sochte ho
wo mil hi nhi ria hai...

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Mera number change ho gya hai...
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Underwear ka tujhe purani chadi chaiye to le jana...
Sarma mt yar jigar h apna tu...

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Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHISAKTE!

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye,
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye.
Bas Aapki Ek Tasweer Chahiye,
Apne khet Se "Kauve" Bhagane Ke
Liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrr..!:-P

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Aapke hath me mobile hai....
Chehare pe khubh c smile hai...
Sms ki achchi khasi file hai....
Phir bhi sms nahi karte....
Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe

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Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai

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Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge

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Duniya me kuch aise GADHE hai.....
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jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf NA mein dena ata hai,
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Kya aap bhi un me se ek hai?

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