Jokes-Funny SMS

U hv cute eyes
u hv sweet nose
u hv smart look
u hv sharp brain
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ohh shit !!!!
Fir se galat number pe send ho gaya . . . .

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Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h,
wah wah wah wah
Is kadar hum apko chahte h,k duniya wale dekh k jal jate h,
waise to hum sabhi ko ullu banate h lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jate h.

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Har mod ka mukam nhi hota,
dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota,
DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko
warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan nhi ho

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Jaise bhagwan bina mandir adhura,
dosti bina jivan adhura,dhadkan bina dil
adhura,
vaise hi tumhare bina,
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Ham nahi re baba
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wo agra ka "PAGALKHANA" adhura hai.:-))

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Mosam badla garmi ho gyi,
apke sms k bina zindagi tang ho gyi,
kya apke inbox me sms ki kami
ho gyi,
ya fir humara sms padke
bolti band ho gyi...

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Ae DOST tu kaha hai???
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Jaha hai wahi rahna 2-3 ghante tak kyonki bahar BANDAR pakde wale aaye hai...

Ab thanks mat bol pagal Rulaoge kya:-

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Khushi ko Gum kaise kah De,
Aapki Dosti ko kam kaise kah De,
Ye To sab kehte Hai ki Aap Pagal Ho,
Lekin sach Main Ho Ye Hum kaise kah De.

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Tumne mujhe rulaya tha!!!
Maine tumhe bhulaya tha!!!
Dil me tumhe basaya tha!!
Gale se tumhe lagaya tha!!!
Lat mar ke bhagaya tha!!!

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Zindagi k safar me apka sath hum dege,
apne pyar ki saugat hum dege,
girne lago to apna hath hum denge,
aur agar na gire to EK LAAT HUM DENGE!

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Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

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