Jokes-Funny SMS

Jo Ladke Facebook Pe,
Girl Friend Banane Me,
Asafal Ho Jate Hai
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Wo
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Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile
Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai...

Like SMS - 49 - SMS Length: 160 Insult SMS

mausam shabab ka,
nasha shrab ka,
parda janab ka,
or rung gulab ka,
in sabse haseen
in sabse lajwab dekho sms padne wala,
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Mendak talab ka.

Like SMS - 40 - SMS Length: 166 Insult SMS

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,SMS bhejo

Like SMS - 42 - SMS Length: 150 Insult SMS

1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
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aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe

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Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.

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Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .

Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .

Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .

Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .

Like SMS - 41 - SMS Length: 197 Insult SMS

Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.

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My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
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Only you weree selected.
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Because I needed a Monkey for an Advertisement.

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Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
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Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
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Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
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Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 164 Insult SMS

Itna busy bhi na rha karo,
Kabhi 2 yaad bhi kar liya karo,
Shero shayari na ati ho na sahi,
Aaye hue SmS hi 4ward kr diya karo.

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