Jokes-Funny SMS

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,

Pas hi k boys hostel k ladko ne help ki.....

TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe kabu pa liya gaya he,

Lekin

ladko par kabu pane ki koshish jari hai.. ;-)

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Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!

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A - apple
B - BALL
C - cat
D - dog
E - elephant
F - fish
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Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.

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Marwadi ne Shadi me Damadko
CHESS Board Gift Diya.
Damad:Ye Kya?
Sasur:Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR DENE KI..

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Santa DJ wale se- yar srdaro ne p k party me puri rat DJ bjwaya hoga?

DJ wala- nhi yar 12 bje tk DJ bajaya uske bad sab sale GENRETER ki awaz pe hi nachte rahe.

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Rub se dua karta hu ki mere
dosto ko khushiyo ka sansar mile,
Aur jo mujhe pasand nahi
karte,
Unhe apni girlfriend se
bahen jaisa pyar mile.

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7 Cheeze Khatm Hone par bahut Takleef Hoti Hai.
1.Mohabbat
2.Rishte
3.Zindagi
4.Paisa
5.School Life
6.SMS Pack

Aur..


7.Toilet me pani

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Agar koi apse kahe ap
pagal gadhe
olu dhakn kahe
to ap nirash mat
hona or santi se bhathke
sochna sale ko pata kase chala.....

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Apne mob. Ko pani se acchi tarh dokar,
doop me sukakar or barik katkar,
namak masla or tel lagakar dibbe me bharkar rakh lo msg to aap se hota nahi ,
achar hi daal lo

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Mera nuwber change ho gaya h

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Chappal ka

agar tujhe purani chahiye to lejana..

Pagal..
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Sarmana mat....
Tu dost h mera,
haq se mang.

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