Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pas hi k boys hostel k ladko ne help ki.....
TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe kabu pa liya gaya he,
Lekin
ladko par kabu pane ki koshish jari hai.. ;-)
Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!
A - apple
B - BALL
C - cat
D - dog
E - elephant
F - fish
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Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.
Marwadi ne Shadi me Damadko
CHESS Board Gift Diya.
Damad:Ye Kya?
Sasur:Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR DENE KI..
Santa DJ wale se- yar srdaro ne p k party me puri rat DJ bjwaya hoga?
DJ wala- nhi yar 12 bje tk DJ bajaya uske bad sab sale GENRETER ki awaz pe hi nachte rahe.
Rub se dua karta hu ki mere
dosto ko khushiyo ka sansar mile,
Aur jo mujhe pasand nahi
karte,
Unhe apni girlfriend se
bahen jaisa pyar mile.
7 Cheeze Khatm Hone par bahut Takleef Hoti Hai.
1.Mohabbat
2.Rishte
3.Zindagi
4.Paisa
5.School Life
6.SMS Pack
Aur..
7.Toilet me pani
Agar koi apse kahe ap
pagal gadhe
olu dhakn kahe
to ap nirash mat
hona or santi se bhathke
sochna sale ko pata kase chala.....
Apne mob. Ko pani se acchi tarh dokar,
doop me sukakar or barik katkar,
namak masla or tel lagakar dibbe me bharkar rakh lo msg to aap se hota nahi ,
achar hi daal lo
Mera nuwber change ho gaya h
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Chappal ka
agar tujhe purani chahiye to lejana..
Pagal..
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Sarmana mat....
Tu dost h mera,
haq se mang.