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High of Confidence in Gujrat
Gujrat me Daru allow nai he fir bhi
Raste pe Board pe likha hota he
"Dont Drink and Drive"
:D
Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.
boys: In which printing press question paper printed:p
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe karti naaj,
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe karti naaj ,
grammer to aata nahi par karti hai or english me karti baat
Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.
LOVE v/s DAARU
LUV-Pagal
DAARU-Mud Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind
LUV-1Date K 2000
DARU-1Botel K 300
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-Sbko Sunao
FAISLA AAPKE HATH MAI HAI?
1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
MACHHAR Bola : Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,
Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon:o
Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai?
Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai Wife Ko Chain
Gift Diya Tha...
Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya..
Banta: Kyon? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki...!!!
Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...
Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa
Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey hi din
Unka Bachaa hua:o
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khana kharab ho gaya:x
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na...:P
Kbakht niid bhi aati hai to lite bhaag jaati hai..
is desh ki haalt to dekhoo yaarroon..
garmii se ruuh bhi kaap jaati hai...
