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Added 9 years ago

High of Confidence in Gujrat

Gujrat me Daru allow nai he fir bhi

Raste pe Board pe likha hota he

"Dont Drink and Drive"
:D

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Added 9 years ago

Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.

boys: In which printing press question paper printed:p

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Added 9 years ago

Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe karti naaj,
Aaj kal ki ladkiya husn pe karti naaj ,
grammer to aata nahi par karti hai or english me karti baat

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Added 9 years ago

Santa ne apni car ke niche
Kutte ko sota hua dekha,
To kutte ki taang pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola-
Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya Automobile Enginneer banne.

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Added 9 years ago

LOVE v/s DAARU

LUV-Pagal
DAARU-Mud Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind
LUV-1Date K 2000
DARU-1Botel K 300
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-Sbko Sunao
FAISLA AAPKE HATH MAI HAI?

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Added 9 years ago

1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
MACHHAR Bola : Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,

Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon:o

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Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha Hai?
Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai Wife Ko Chain
Gift Diya Tha...
Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya..
Banta: Kyon? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki...!!!

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Added 9 years ago

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...



Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa



Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!

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Added 9 years ago

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey hi din

Unka Bachaa hua:o
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khana kharab ho gaya:x

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na...:P

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Kbakht niid bhi aati hai to lite bhaag jaati hai..
is desh ki haalt to dekhoo yaarroon..
garmii se ruuh bhi kaap jaati hai...

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