Jokes-Funny SMS

Girl-doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai
Doctr-kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Girl-saal me 1bar Doctor-Infection nahi JUNG lag gaya hai..

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Boy:main 18 yrs ka hun,& u?
Girl:main b 18 ki hun..
Boy:to phir chal na..shrmana kya?
Girl:kahan?

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Boy-VOTE DENE
"SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA"

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1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.

Boy:
I Love U..

Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...

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Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy- Xcuse Me
Grl- Jee Kahiye
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Boy- Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother's Day.

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Girl: I Love YOU Dear..
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo
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Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi..?

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Girl-Kal Mera Birthday Hai,
Boy-Advance Happy Birthday
Girl-Kya Gift Dega,
Boy-Kya Chahiye,
Girl-Ring,
Boy-Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balance Nahi Hai!

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Future me petrol bechne ka offer:-





10 litter petrol ke sath ek nano free!

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Kon Banega Crorepati...??
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5 Crore ka sawaal...
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Ques.: wo do log kaun hai..??
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. Jo Nokia Mobile On Karne Par Hath Milate

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Can U Guess..?
Why Did God Create
U Before Me..?
Thats..
Bcoz
He Wanted To Creat
A Sample Before Creating
A
"Master-Piece"

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Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
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Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai
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Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho
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Boy ; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge...
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko"

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