Girl-doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai
Doctr-kiss kitni bar karti ho?
Girl-saal me 1bar Doctor-Infection nahi JUNG lag gaya hai..
Boy:main 18 yrs ka hun,& u?
Girl:main b 18 ki hun..
Boy:to phir chal na..shrmana kya?
Girl:kahan?
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Boy-VOTE DENE
"SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA"
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...
Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..
Boy- Xcuse Me
Grl- Jee Kahiye
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Boy- Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mother's Day.
Girl: I Love YOU Dear..
Boy: Differnt Style Me Propos Karo
Na..
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Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lagane Ka
Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nahi..?
Girl-Kal Mera Birthday Hai,
Boy-Advance Happy Birthday
Girl-Kya Gift Dega,
Boy-Kya Chahiye,
Girl-Ring,
Boy-Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat Balance Nahi Hai!
Future me petrol bechne ka offer:-
10 litter petrol ke sath ek nano free!
Kon Banega Crorepati...??
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5 Crore ka sawaal...
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Ques.: wo do log kaun hai..??
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. Jo Nokia Mobile On Karne Par Hath Milate
Can U Guess..?
Why Did God Create
U Before Me..?
Thats..
Bcoz
He Wanted To Creat
A Sample Before Creating
A
"Master-Piece"
Girl; Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho
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Boy; Bolo Kya Karna Hai
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Girl ; Chand Todkr La Sakte Ho
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Boy ; Fir Eid Kya Tere Baap K takle Ko Dekhkar Manaenge...
Market me naya he fatafat send karo sabko"