Jokes-Funny SMS

Boy:Mere sath chalogi
Gal:Kidhar
Boy:Aap jidhar bole udhar
Gal:Thik h,shopping chalte he
Boy:Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunah hai.

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* Attitude*
1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki Ko Propose Kiya,
"I Luv U"
Then GirL RpLies-"Ek Thapad Marungi Kheenchke"
Then Boy RpLies-
"LAAT NA KHABO KA FIR"

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Girl - kaun ho tum
boy - hasrat tumhari

girl - dekhte kya ho
boy - surat tumhari

girl - karte kya ho
boy - puja tumhari

girl - kamate kya ho
boy - ek nazar tumhari

girl - chahte kya ho
boy - mohabbat tumhari

girl - pachtaoge
boy - kismat hamari

girl - mai married hu
boy - pehle bol deti,
kamini sali

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Ladka-Ladki Ped K Piche Baithe the.

An Old Man:-Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai?

Boy:Nahi Uncle Ye To meri 'Anjali' H, Aap Kisi Or Ped K piche Dekh Lo.

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Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai
Jaha mai jau wo mere piche,
Bus Ek jagah muje rok k
Usne bade pyar se kaha,
BHAIYA-APNE,GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI H"

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Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki
Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

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..Ek ladka apni cycle se ghar ja raha tha..
..tabhi uski cycle ka tyre gobar ke uper gaya..
..baju ladkiya khadi thi wo taali bajakar kahne lagi "happy birthday to you"..
..tabhi ladka cycle se utra aur gobar uthakar ladkiyo ke paas gaya aur bola-"sirf taali bajane se nahi chalega cake bhi khana padega."

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"FIROZABAD"STYLE"
firozab to agra by bus
boy-i love you.
Girl-eso thappad marungi ki seedho agra jake girego.
Boy-nek dheere mariyo moy tundla me kachhu kaam hai....

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girl: "Mujhe Apni RingDe Do Mai Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yaad Karuga.."
boy: "Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna Ki maine Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di."

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Jyare 1 Girl Boy Ne Love Kre To Boy Sivay Koi Ne Khbr N Hoy,
Ane
Jyare 1 Boy Koi Girl Ne Love Krto Hoy To Girl Sivay Badhane Khbr Hoy...

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