Jokes-Funny SMS

Boy: Oh ! Iss Din Ka To Me Kab Se Intezzar Kr Rha Tha
Girl:to Me Jau?
Boy:nahi Bilkul Nhi
Girl:do You Love Me?
Boy:ha Krta Tha,krta Hu,aur Krta Rahunga
Girl:kabi Mere Saath Dhoka Karoge ?
Boy:nhi, Isse Accha To Me Mar Jau
Girl:would You Like To Kiss Me?
Boy:yes, I Like It
Girl:tum Mujhe Maroge?
Boy:nahi Me Aisa Aadmi Nhi Hu
Girl:kya Me Tum Par Vishwaas Kar Sakti Hu ?
Boy:yes
Girl:oh Darling!
(Shaddi K Baad)
Nichey Se Uppar Padho

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Once A couple went 2 a
resturant..
BF: kya logi tum?
GF: tum jo kaho..
BF: Achcha..waiter Menu lana..
GF: (in shy) Me bhi menu
khaungi

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Boy says 2 girl: Toote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tootne tak pyar
karogi
Girl says: Tooti hui chappal se pitega ya chappal tootne tak pitega

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A GIRL CHATING TO STRANGER ON 'FACEBOOK'
STRANGER:-HI!!!
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GIRL:- I HAVE A BF@GETLOST.COM
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STRANGER:- IT'S UR FATHER@YOU R DEAD.COM

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Ek larki date per:
jaan kuch aisa kaho jis ko sun k meri heart beattez ho jay n mera dil zoor zoor se dhadaknay lage
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larka: bhaaaag tera baap a raha hai ,.........

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1 ladka ladki ko prpose krta h
ladka-i lv u
ladki-par me to kisi or se pyar
karti hu
kafi der tk ladka ladki ko dekhta h
or
fir bolta h-
"teri maa ko bataunga

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Girl to Boy:
Na deak hasino ko ajab hoga
Tu bhi 1 din kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Boy to Girl:
khuda kare teri zaban sachi hoo
Mujhe pappa kehnea wali teri hee bachi hoo....

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The Sweetest Reaction
Of A Girl After A Fight...

Boy : Why Are You Sending Me Blank Messages??
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Girl : Because I Am Not Talking To You.. !!

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Agar
Larki k Cell Main Balance Ho To Samjh Jao
k
Us ka Boyfriend Hai ...
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Agar Larkay k Cell Main Balance Ho To Smjh Jao K Us ki koi Gf Nahi

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BOY: Hey!!
Girl: What?
Boy: Hi
Girl: Bye!
Boy: why?
Girl: Didn't hear what I Said? Get Lost!
Boy : Ok !! But I Want to Say Something to You!
Girl: What? ..Say fast, I don't have Time

Boy: If I Ever Wanted to Commit a Suicide.. I'll Definitely Jump from Your Ego Level to Your IQ Level.
Now get lost

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