Jokes-Funny SMS

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro,
Ur mother might be getting worried

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A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook
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Girl: Hey Do I Know You.. ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan

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Ladkiya Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save
Krti h,Kuch
Aise:
1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch
Aise Save
Krte hai:
1. Sunda Halwai
2. Fatta Khana
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care....

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Ldka GF ko kis karne wala tha
Ldki ne use
Centre Fresh khila diya
Ladke ne ladki ka RAPE kar dala
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Bcoz
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CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe LagamLgata h.
SAMAAN pe nahi
MORAL: ldkion jyada smart mt bna kro

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Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua
nahi ki gift mamgne lage

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Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hai
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu
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4. I M Engaged
5. I Love Someone Else
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose
Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte
Hai
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Dariya Hota
Hai

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Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho
Boy: ha hu
Girl: to tum mujhe 1000 ka recharge bhaj do
Bou: main tumhara ashiq hun Company walo ka damad nahi

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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha
Girl:- Tumhe Pata Nahi Piche Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hai
Boy:- Hum To Kandani Aashiq Hai

Tumhari Maa Ke Piche Mera Baap Aa Rha Hai

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Gf.mera mobile tera dil h or tum uske sim ho
bf.very happy
gf-itna kush mat ho kyoki mera mobile dual sim ka h

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full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-)

GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!

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