Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro,
Ur mother might be getting worried
A Boy Added A Random Girl
On Facebook
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Girl: Hey Do I Know You.. ?
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Boy: Abay Teri Itni Auqat Kahan
Ladkiya Apne BoyFrnd Ka Naam Save
Krti h,Kuch
Aise:
1. My Love
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Sweet Heart
5. Honey Baby
6. Jaanu
Or Ladke Apni GirlFrnd Ka Naam Kuch
Aise Save
Krte hai:
1. Sunda Halwai
2. Fatta Khana
3. Bhundu Foji
4. Sarpanch
5. Holdar
6. Bittu Langda
7. Pappu Mistri
8. customer care....
Ldka GF ko kis karne wala tha
Ldki ne use
Centre Fresh khila diya
Ladke ne ladki ka RAPE kar dala
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Bcoz
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CENTERFRESH sirf ZUBAN pe LagamLgata h.
SAMAAN pe nahi
MORAL: ldkion jyada smart mt bna kro
Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua
nahi ki gift mamgne lage
Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hai
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu
...
4. I M Engaged
5. I Love Someone Else
Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose
Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte
Hai
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2
Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Dariya Hota
Hai
Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho
Boy: ha hu
Girl: to tum mujhe 1000 ka recharge bhaj do
Bou: main tumhara ashiq hun Company walo ka damad nahi
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha
Girl:- Tumhe Pata Nahi Piche Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hai
Boy:- Hum To Kandani Aashiq Hai
Tumhari Maa Ke Piche Mera Baap Aa Rha Hai
Gf.mera mobile tera dil h or tum uske sim ho
bf.very happy
gf-itna kush mat ho kyoki mera mobile dual sim ka h
full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-)
GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!