Jokes-Funny SMS

Modern Premi:
Aaj Apni gf ki Shadi Me jaa k Ye Ehsas hua
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ki
Materpaneer Accha
ho
To
Mohabbt b feeki Lagti
hai

(',')
<) )-<>1plate
/ /aur de yar...

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UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahraata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

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GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu,
Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga
BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki
Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha.

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बॉय-फ्रेंड (फोन पर): हैलो जान, क्या कर रही हो ?
गर्ल-फ्रेंड : कुछ नहीं.. आजबहुत थकी हुई हूँ, सोने की कोशिश कर रही हूँ.. और हाँ, तुम क्या कर रहे हो ?
बॉय-फ्रेंड : क्लब में हूँ.. तुम्हारे पीछे खड़ा हूँ.. !!

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Boy- movie dekhne chale??

Girl- nahi, waha tum mujhe touch karoge

boy- no!

Girl- mera hath pakdoge

boy- no

girl- to apni behan ko le ja

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Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka IzharPehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Ans
Taki Break-up Krte Waqt YeKeh Ske K Tum Mere Piche Pade The
Mai Nhi....

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olid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I've Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
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Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!

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boyfriend Girlfriend Se:
Videsho Me TaLak Lena
Kitna Aasan Hai Na. . !
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Girlfriend:
Haan,
Tabhi To Waha Shaadi Ke Waqt
Ladkiya Nahi Roti Hai..!!!

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Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl: Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!

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Boy :Mai 4 Saal Ka Hun Aur Tum..??
Girl : Mai Bhi 4 Saal Ki Hun..
Boy"Toh Phir Chal Na
... ... ...
Girl Sharmaty Huye
Kahan..??
Boy: PoliO k Qatray Peene..

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