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Added 7 years ago

INDIA KI REET:

LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to PYAR

agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR

GHARwale la de to SANSKAR

OR

agr khud pta k GHAR le ao to

"HAHAKAR

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Added 7 years ago

Name: Don

Bhai: Munnabhai

Pata: 36ChinaTown

Thikana: ChandniBar

Guru: Blufmaster

Dushman: Sarkar

Khoon: Ab tak 56


SMS BHEJ


WARNA 57 ho jaiega.

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Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.

Ye ki...Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.


KAISE??


Kyunki Jab bhi Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He HEY BHAGWAN..

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Added 7 years ago

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!
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har bar emotional hone ki zarurat nahi hai.

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Added 7 years ago

Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat

Kya ho gayi Bhagwan

kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN.

NA KOI SMS,
NA KOI CALL,
Hum Bhi He Hairaan,

Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN.

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Added 7 years ago

Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote, main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.


Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke rakhti ya apni saheliyon ko bhi forward karti?

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Added 7 years ago

Tring...Tring

Tring...Tring.

Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Added 7 years ago

जरूरत से ज्यादा सुंदर लड़की अगर गर्लफ्रेंड बन जाए तो लड़के का
दो किलो वजन तो इस चिंता में घट जाता है कि कोई दूजा उसे उड़ा ना ले जाए।

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विकीपिडीया: - muje har pat pata hai
गुगल: - me har baat dhund sakta hu..
फेसबूक: - muje har insan pata hai
इंटरनेट: - mere siwa aap log kuch bhi nai..
केबल :- muj se puri duniya ki pechan hoti hai
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indian bijli vobhag: - kis ko masti aaye hai re
लाइट बंद kru kya ??????

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Added 7 years ago

संता और बंता अपने दोस्त को बेहोशी
ही हालत में उठाकर डॉक्टर के पास ले गए..
डॉक्टर- क्या हुआ है इन्हें?
संता- कुछ नहीं डॉक्टर साहब..फेसबुक का मरीज है,
पिछले 4 दिन से नेट नहीं चल रहा।

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