Jokes-Funny SMS

Epic conversation on facebook chat:

Boy: Call me darling..
GirL: Darling..:*

B: Call me honey..
G: Honey.

B: For God's sake, 'CALL ME' you idiot...!>:O
G: Oh ok ok...!!

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Girl to boy: jub tumhe meri
yaad aati he to tum kya karte
ho.....??
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Boy: me tumhari pasand ki
chocolate kha leta ho.... aur
tum kya krti ho.....???
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Girl: mai bhi 2 choti gold flake
pee leti hoon......

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BOY- ghire baadlon me teri yad ati h,
sawan k aane se teri yad aati h,
barish k bundo me teri yad ati h.

GIRL- Ha janti hu teri chhatri deni h,
Taane mat maar.

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1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko Call Ki
Boy:I LOVE U Jaan

Girl-Sacchi

Boy-Mucchi

Girl: ek 100ka Recharge Krwa Do Plz

Boy-Sorry Didi
wrong Number.

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Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai

For Example

Larka = Cement
Larki = Rait
Love = Pani

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ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.

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Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.

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Larkiyo'n Ki Specialty ...

UK: Dressing

Spain Beautiful

America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

Indian : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi
Mile Gi...

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..

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A Boy Was Driving A Car,
A Girl Was Trying To
Overtake Him.
Boy: Hey Buffalo!
Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!
Then She Accidents And
Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say.

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Attitude reloaded...

GIRL- I hate you... :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!

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Ladka: Me Rahul jaisa amir nahi hoon,
mere paas uske jaisi gadi, bangla nahi hai..
par mai tumase bahot pyar karta hoon!!!
Ladki: Ok..Ok..I Love U 2..par tum muze
Rahul ke bare mai kuch aur batayo...Please

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