Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy-I love u.

Girl-Stupid I am older than u

Boy-I am mad in your love,

Girl-Get lost

boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao

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Added 9 years ago

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 178 Boy-Girl sms
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Added 9 years ago

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww... Thanks.....Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: No, far away from each other.

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Added 9 years ago

Height of Nonsense:

A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"

Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:

"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"

ronaaa aa gyaaaa

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 199 Boy-Girl sms
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Added 9 years ago

Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You

Like SMS - 30 - SMS Length: 201 Boy-Girl sms
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Added 9 years ago

Ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladki ka baap:
hamri pyari tumhari pyayi sabki pyari 'Rampyari'
Or ladke ka kya naam hai?
Ladke ka baap: hamara guh tunhara guh sabka guh 'Jagguh'

Like SMS - 31 - SMS Length: 192 Boy-Girl sms
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Added 9 years ago

Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu

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Added 9 years ago

Place: Exam hall
Exam : english litreature
Girl to boy : yaar plss pehle ques. Ka ans
baata de..
Boy : acha le jaldi likh.
Girl aftr writting the answers: thanks bro..u
helped me a lot...
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...boy shocked ...
Boy : saali bhai hoga tera
bf...kamini galat hai answer..dhung se padh match ki
commentary likhi hai.....
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Boys rockz girls behosh

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Added 9 years ago

2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi:

GF:
Kamine!!
Main tere kapde faad dungi.

BF:
Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar.

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 148 Boy-Girl sms
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Added 9 years ago

A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She....??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!
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Hit Like For Cousin

Like SMS - 34 - SMS Length: 218 Boy-Girl sms
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