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Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl
Boy-I love u.
Girl-Stupid I am older than u
Boy-I am mad in your love,
Girl-Get lost
boy-Didi plzzz..set ho jao
Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?
Boy: your teeth are like the stars
Girl: awww... Thanks.....Are they that much pretty ?
Boy: No, far away from each other.
Height of Nonsense:
A girl gv a pendrive 2 a boy &
said "isme
facebook daal k dena"
Boy gave her a shitty look &
then girl said:
"kya hua 2GB me nai ayega kya?"
ronaaa aa gyaaaa
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You
Ladkewale:
ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladki ka baap:
hamri pyari tumhari pyayi sabki pyari 'Rampyari'
Or ladke ka kya naam hai?
Ladke ka baap: hamara guh tunhara guh sabka guh 'Jagguh'
Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb
hote hai?
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Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi
lag rahi hu
Place: Exam hall
Exam : english litreature
Girl to boy : yaar plss pehle ques. Ka ans
baata de..
Boy : acha le jaldi likh.
Girl aftr writting the answers: thanks bro..u
helped me a lot...
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...boy shocked ...
Boy : saali bhai hoga tera
bf...kamini galat hai answer..dhung se padh match ki
commentary likhi hai.....
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Boys rockz girls behosh
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi:
GF:
Kamine!!
Main tere kapde faad dungi.
BF:
Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar.
A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She....??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!
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Hit Like For Cousin
