Jokes-Funny SMS

Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hu ?? .

Girl:

Zaleel

Kameeny

Kuttay

Sharam Nahi Aati

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Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai

6 Mahinay Laga Diye

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Karo Na

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A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali...

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Boy1: Meet my wife
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
B1: Hw?
B2:V wer caught sleepng 2gether
B1:Wat d fcuk?
B2:In colleg during history lecture class ..
MORAL:Think+ B+

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Ladkiyan apnay boyfriend ka naam kuch aisay save karti hain,.
1- jaanu
2- jaan
3- my love
4- sweet heart
5- sona..
Aur ladkay apni girlfriend ka naam aisay save kartay hain.
1- usman plumber
2- goga pan wala
3- afzal tonda
4- suleman chai wala
5- low battery

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BOy To Girl .... I Can Make U Say I LOVE U ....
Girl : No Wayyy !!
BOy : Bet ??
GIrl : Yes ...
BOy : Ok Start ... Say Blue?
Girl : Blue
BOy : Say Pink?
Girl : Pink...
BOy : Say Love?
Girl : Love ...
BOy : Whats 1+1?
Girl : 2
BOy : Ur Age?
GIrl : 18
BOy : Hahaha... I TOld U I Cud Make U Say 18!!
GIrl : No, U Said U Cud Make Me Say I LOVE U
BOy : Yes I Did

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Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho,
Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho
“ Kya Khaayegi Moti? ”
Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge .

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Solid bezzati:
Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.

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Boy: Maine new iPhone liya hai
Girl: Waaaoooowww....kaunsi company ka ?
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Boy: Kuch nahi.. Tu ghar jaa!

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Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords
Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL !

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Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?



Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath

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