Jokes-Funny SMS

2 Boyz talking:
Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in
haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino
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Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino
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Very Heart Touching Lines Said

By A Boy to A Girl During Breakup...

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"Behen Gifts Toh Wapis Karti Ja,

Teri Bhabhi Ko Kya Dunga.."

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Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity h

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Sala dono ko jalao to

dono muh fula leti h

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Boy to his gf : u knw what??

Aaj mene blackberry liya

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Gf : ohh woow

mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango layee the

badaa maza aaya khake

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT Colg ki Larkian

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Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat them as her brother

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Girl: hipnotize krna kya hota h?
Boy: kisi ko apne bas me krke usse apni mrji k kaam krwana.
Girl: chal jhoothe, usko to bfrnd bnana khte h

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Ladki Pe Style Maarne Ke Chakkar Mein Ek Ladka Bike Se Gir Gaya..
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Ladki: Oh My God ! Aapko Kahin Chot To Nahi Aayi ??
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Ladka: Oh No Baby, Yeh To Meri Bike Se Utarne Ki Style Hai..

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3 boys proposed a girl

1st:
Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu..
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain..

2nd:
Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu..
Girl: Purana dialogue hai..

3rd:
Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga
Girl : (Ankho me ansu k sath) Pagal itna chahta hai muje !!

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Mobiles ki Khoj America ne ki...

Sim ki Khoj Japan ne ki...

but MisCall ki Khoj Indian GIrls ne ki...
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or
Call Back ki Khoj 'GREAT INDIAN BOYS' ne Ki...

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Ladka apne dost se:tune us
ladki ko propose kyu kiya
uska to b.f. Hai
Zakkas reply:
Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth
sakta Hai, Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho.

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