Jokes-Funny SMS

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GF- Tujhe Mujh Jesi Ladki Kbi Nai Mil Skti

BF- Chill Swthrt,Jb Mujhe Tu Pasnd Hi Nai To Tere Jesi Q Dhundu

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BOY-"tum gana bahu hi achhi ga letiho"
GIRL-thanku,lekin main toh sirf bathroom singer hoon
BOY-koi baat nahi main bilkul nahi sarmaunga tum time bolomain gana sunnne ajaunga

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New 1 by gals:
Bread ke liye jaise sauce hota h vaise hr boy frnd jaruri hota h.
koi phne mein hmare balnc dalwaye.
koi naya naya phne dilaye.
ek tujhe branded kpde dilaye or ek tujhe dominoz mein piza khilaye.
koi luks main hero to koi ghost hota hai per har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
koi darlng koi dear koi sweetheart.
jaanu vanu,baby shaby every1 hrami
sb yaad krke tym pas bada mast hota hai pr har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai.
Har boyfrnd jaruri hai..

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Girl: Do u like me?
Boy:No!!!(girl got sad)
Boy:y r u sad?
Girl:coz u dont like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !!ok !!Do u love me?
Boy: No!!!!
Double Insult

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Girls Express
Their Feelings With Gussa And
Tears !!

&
...
Guys Express Their Feelings
Wid sutta & Beers

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Comedy in park:-
Boy and grl are sitting.
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- janu agar tum bura na mano to mai bhi?
Grl- ok, par samhal ke, kutti kaat na le

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Boy: From the day we met I haven't drink
or smoked..
.
Girl: How sweet of you. Are you madly in love
with me?

Boy: SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY POCKETS
EMPTY

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Boy: Your Teeth Are Like The Stars

Girl: Awww ... Thanks.....are They That Much Pretty ?

Boy: No, Far Away From Each Other.

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Gf-Chand Kahan H?
Bf-Do jagah h
1Tum Aur 1 akash me
Aftr Marrige
Bv-Chand Kaha H?
P-Andhi Hai kya?
Wo Upr kya tera bap torch leke khada he.

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GF- Kal maine tumhe call kiya to tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya..
BF- Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega

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