Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
Liver And Kidney.

Boy Is Like Liver And
Girl Is Kidney.

If Liver Fails,
Kidney Fails.

If Kidney Fails.
Liver Manages With Other Kidney.

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A Sweet Story
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc.
But Nothing To Meaure
Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While,
Took Her In Arms,
Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do
WaRNa Dimagh Na Khao

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GIRLS DIARY:
He Was Quiet 2day.
I Askd If Its My Fault.
He Said Nothing..
I Said I LUV U,
But He Smiled Sadly.
I Cried All Nite

BOYS DIARY:
Shit Pakistan Lost D Match

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Ladka:
Tute Hue Dil Se Pyar Karogi Ya
Dil Tutne Tak Pyar Karogi.....
Ladki:
Tuti Hui Chappal Se Mar Khayega
Ya Chappal Tutne Tak Mar Khayega

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Cutest Proposal:

Boy To Girl:
Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
While Sleeping At Night..??

Girl:
Yes

Boy:
Can I Replace It
For The Rest Of Ur Life..

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Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye

Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye

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Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?

Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai

Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

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Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai

Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
"Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe"

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Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?



Boy:



Long Drive Par



Girl:



Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya



Boy:



Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai



Girl:Kaisay



BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

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Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

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