Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like
Liver And Kidney.
Boy Is Like Liver And
Girl Is Kidney.
If Liver Fails,
Kidney Fails.
If Kidney Fails.
Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
A Sweet Story
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc.
But Nothing To Meaure
Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While,
Took Her In Arms,
Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do
WaRNa Dimagh Na Khao
GIRLS DIARY:
He Was Quiet 2day.
I Askd If Its My Fault.
He Said Nothing..
I Said I LUV U,
But He Smiled Sadly.
I Cried All Nite
BOYS DIARY:
Shit Pakistan Lost D Match
Ladka:
Tute Hue Dil Se Pyar Karogi Ya
Dil Tutne Tak Pyar Karogi.....
Ladki:
Tuti Hui Chappal Se Mar Khayega
Ya Chappal Tutne Tak Mar Khayega
Cutest Proposal:
Boy To Girl:
Do U Hug Ur Teddy Bear
While Sleeping At Night..??
Girl:
Yes
Boy:
Can I Replace It
For The Rest Of Ur Life..
Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Shohar Chahiye
Jo Achi Achi Batein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Karey
Aur Raton Ko Mujhe Ganey Sunaye
Boy:
Tumhein Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahiye
Girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai
Waiter:
Yeh Ali Shahb Hain
Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain
Waiter:
Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?
Girl:
Yahi To Pareshani Hai
Moral:
Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti
Sardiyon Ki Sham Thi
Mene Us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha
To Wo Garam Thi
Maine Kaha Garam Hath
Wafa Ki Nishani Hai
Usne Hans Kar Kaha:
"Kaminay Bukhar Hai Mujhe"
Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy:
Long Drive Par
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata
Chala Hai
Girl:Kaisay
BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)
Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…
Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
Boy: Kyun?
Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.