Jokes-Funny SMS

GIRL:JAB TUM KO FONE KARO TUM SHAVE KAR RAHE HOTE HO TUM DIN MEI KITNI SHAVE KARTE HO?

BOY:30 SE 40

GIRL:TUM PAGAL HO?

BOY:NHI MAIN NAAEI hon....!!

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1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha

Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend
roommein khamosh baithe the..
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Gf ki soch:
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar
raha ??
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me
soch raha hai ??
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai ??
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe
wrinkles dekhe hain ??
5- Kya maiMOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch: "Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya
hai ??
Hahaha Thoko Like.....

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Girl - Promise Me, you will ask me to marry you one day?
Boy - Only on one condition.
Girl - What?
Boy - Promise me, You will say NO

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Girl 2 Boy Friend:
Main Maa Ban-Ny Wali Hoon
BOY:
Naheeeee
GIRL:
Abay Sun To Ly Dhakkan
Tere Baap Ny Muje Propose Kiya Hai
Main Teri Maa Ban-Ny Wali Hoon

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Ladka perfume shop per ja ker bola
1 perfume dey do
main appni gf k ghar aaj raat
dinner per jana hai us ko GIFT
dena hai

1 perfume or dey do us ki sister bhi bohat hot hai us pe bhi line
marni hai

hmmmmm
1 or perfume dey do, us ki mom ko bhi impress karna hai

dinner per jesay hi ladki ka baap
enter howa to ladka ser juhka ker
baith gaya GF mujhey nai pata tha k tum itney
shermiley ho

Ladka: mujhey bhi maloom nai tha
k tumharey papa ki perfume shop hai

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DARDNAAK KAHANI :(
1 Ladke Ne 1 ladki ko Kaha: I Love U
To Ladki Ne
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Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara Ladke Ki Naak Me
Dard Hua Is tarah DARD NAAK Kahani
Khatam..

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1 Muslim Girl
Exam Me Hindu
Ladkye Se Boli
Excuse Me
Bhai Jaan

Ladka= Wesye Hi
Kuch Nhi Aa Raha
Aur tu
Confuse Mat Kar
Ya To BHAI Bol
Ya Phir JAAN Bol

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GIRL- "I want to end our Relationship.
I m going to return evrything u gav me"
BOY- "Ok... then, Let's Start wid
Hugs & Kisses....
BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

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