Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha, w
ife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
husband- Namaste Sasur ji

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Added 9 years ago

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

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Added 9 years ago

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

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Added 9 years ago

Do log stadium me cricket match dekhne gaye
pahla bola:-yaar ye log ball ko itna kyu maar rahe hai
dusra:-jarur ye balll inke ghar me sheesha tod kar gayi hogi

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Added 9 years ago

Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF:
Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho??
Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O
Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/
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Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai
“Bhai Saaab..” :O

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Added 9 years ago

BOY:how are you??
GIRL:what????????
BOY:how are you??
GIRL:i'm fine...
BOY:can i be your boyfriend???
GIRL:no..
BOY:why??
GIRL:because i have a husband and 3 children....

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In 2020
Girl-boy ko dekh kar...
Dekh yaar kya item jaa raha hai sala
Oye murgey tera no. kya hai?
Boy-bahen ji aapke ghar main bhai baap nahi hai kya?
Girl-bhai baap to hai par tu nahi hai na rey chikane...!

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Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.?

Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..!
Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..!
Gf Itni Jaldi!!!

Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.!
Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.!
Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!!

Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!!
Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!!
Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!!

Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!!
Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe
Rahenge..!!!
Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call

Kab Karu...??

Gf Jab Tum Chaho...

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Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe
dekh liya
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Boy:-shit! fir kya hua?
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Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

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1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay

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