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Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!
Ek din Galib scooter se jaa rahe the,
Samne 1 bachha aa gaya....
galib ne farmaya
'Ankho me jal rahe hai unki yadoo ke deep,
Hat ja chotu.. peep..peep..peep' !!!
Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon..
SHAYARI BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume,Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye
Teacher - homework kyu nahi kiya ?
student - light nahi thi .
teacher- mombati jala lete ?
student - marchis poojaghar mai thi .
teacher- to waha se le aate ?
student - sir nahaya nahi tha .
teacher - kyu nahi nahaya tha ?
student - sir moter nahi chal rahi thi .
teacher - moter kyu nahi chal rahi thi ?
student - sir bola na, light nahi thi....
Na puch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise
bita rahe h??
Pani Me
"Surf Excel"Mila K Bulbule Uda Rhe H..
o O o
o 0 o O o
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fu fuuu!!!
Keh do samundar se....
ki apni lehron
ko sambhal k rakhe....
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Qki..
Zindagi main toofan laane k liye ek g/f
hi kaafi hai....
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rkhna,
Jo pasnd aaye use `I LOVE YOU`kah dena,
agar gussa kare to darna mat,
: rakhi nekalna our kahna:
pyari bahna milti rahna
