Jokes-Funny SMS

Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota.. :p

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Ek bar ek lady ek aadmi se poochti hai -kya tum sharab peete ho.
admi ne kaha -ha peeta hu .
Lady- din me kitni botal peete ho aur kitne paise kharch karte ho. A
admi -teen botal aur 15 dollars daru par kharch karta hu. Lady -iska matlab tum phichle bees saal se bahut paise kharch kiye.
agar tum is paise ko bachate to tumhare ghar ferrari khadi hoti.
Thodi der baad aadmi-kya tum sharab peeti ho
lady-nahi
aadmi -tumhari ferrari kidhar hai?

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Sir Jadeja can send a Whatsup message from a Calculator...

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apun ko yad krne ka.
apun ko miss krneka.
apun ko phone krneka.
agar nahi kiya to
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apun karega na
apun tere jaisa kanjus nahi hai

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1 Ladka AXE DEO Laga K Nikla...
Uske Piche ek BUDHI aurat lag Gayi...
Ladke Ne Company Se Shikayat Ki...
Manager:Sirji... Apne Expired DEO Lagaya Hai

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Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru
WAH! WAH!
Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru!
Ab BoLo Wah! Wah!

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Kyn?
Kahta hai ki
buhde issq
nahi karte
buhde issq
karte hai par
unpar koi sak
nahi karte

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Santa- Tere kutye ko kya khilata hai.
Banta- Q.
Santa- Bilkul sher jaisa dikhata hai.
Banta- Wo to Sher hi hei magar londiya baji karkar ke kutte jaisa dikhata hai.

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A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari..
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Policemen Arrives..
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Man:"(Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
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Police Replied:"You're Such materialistic..

You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off..
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Man:"(He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells..)

OMG! My Rolex Watch.. :

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Santa ne banta ke kan me aisa kya kaha jo sunke banta mar gaya
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Dhishkyav....!

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