Jokes-Funny SMS

teacher to sleping student?
who invented steam engin?
stu:what sir??
teacher:yes it is correct answer JAMES WATT
MORAL:SLEEPING IMPROVER UR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

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Ye 1 Ganda Sms He Ok
Ek Ladki Raat Ko Ek Ladke Se Milne Jati He Par
Wo Gobar Me Gir Jati He,
Chhi Chhi Kitna Ganda Sms Hai Na.!

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Koi gam nahi magar dil udas hai ,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsas hai ,
Kehne ko bahut apne magar tu ek khas hai ,
Zyada emotional na hona
.
Kyuki
,
Kyuki
.
Upar sab bakwas hai....

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Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera.
To bata dena ai dost.
Hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli maa denge
(.:-)...:-:-
bde aye hme na pasand karne wale.

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jab b yaaad teri aati he...
Ek zunoon sa 6a jaata he,
pyar to hum ab b tumse hi karte he...
Kyoky tera chahra jo dil-o-dimag pe 6aya he,
isiliye dil har ek ladaki pe nisar ho jata he...

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Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda,
jab wapis aya baap ne pucha?
Kaisa laga udke?
Machar bola bahut acha papa,
jidhar bi gaya log taliya bajarhe the..

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Santa-yar.hum hindi bolte h english bolte h.
But maths q nahi?
Banta-ye le jyada 3-5 mat kar,
or 9-2 11 hoja,
varna 4-5 dhar dunga
32k 2 hi reh jayenge samja

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Dil he to pyar he pyar he to ishq he.
ishq he to mohabat he mohabat he to dard he
dard he to zandu baam he or
zandu baam he to munni badnaam he

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Koi gam nhi magar dil udas hai,
tujse koi kam nhi mgar 1aas h.
bahut h apne mgar tu khas hai
emotional mat ho upar sab bkvas h
ye to din ke 500 sms khatm karne ka prayas hai

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Ek neem ke ped ka phool lo use paani me dalo
or us pani ko peelo jab kanjusi ke keeede mar jay
to do teen msg kar dena

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