chor pakadne ki machine bani.
u.s.a mei-1 din me 9 chor pakde gaye.
china mei-30.
u.k mei-50 aur india mei-
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1 ghante mei...!
machine hi chori ho gayi...;)
Whats Common Between Clouds
And Wife.?
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When Both Are Not Around We
Call It A Pleasant Day..!
Full form of GIRL.--------
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G :- Gappo me sab se agey
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I :- Inocent sirf shakal se.
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R:- Rone ki autometic machine
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L:- Ladai me sab ki maa.
Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye
Ek kutia ne 4 pillo ko janam dia,
pillo ne turant peda hote pucha ma-ma papa kaha hain,
kutia boli chup raho papa abhi sms padh rahe hai....
If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So
Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.:-
Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte
Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He..
Aik pagal dosray pagal say: tum kis din paida huway?
Dosra pagal:itwar ko
pehla pagal dusray say: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho
itwar ko sanday ki choti hoti hay..
Ek din ek admi ke ghar me ek chor ghus gya
sona kha hai admi- pura ghar khali hai khi bhi so jao
Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the...
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh...
. Driver sar pakad kar baitha
aur
bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha