Jokes-Funny SMS

chor pakadne ki machine bani.
u.s.a mei-1 din me 9 chor pakde gaye.
china mei-30.
u.k mei-50 aur india mei-
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1 ghante mei...!
machine hi chori ho gayi...;)

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Whats Common Between Clouds
And Wife.?
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When Both Are Not Around We
Call It A Pleasant Day..!

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Full form of GIRL.--------
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G :- Gappo me sab se agey
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I :- Inocent sirf shakal se.
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R:- Rone ki autometic machine
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L:- Ladai me sab ki maa.

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Arz Kiya Hai?...
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Wo Aaye Hamare Kabar Per Diya Bujha Gaye,
Aur Diye Me Jo Tel Tha Sir Pe Laga Gaye

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Ek kutia ne 4 pillo ko janam dia,
pillo ne turant peda hote pucha ma-ma papa kaha hain,
kutia boli chup raho papa abhi sms padh rahe hai....

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If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So




Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.:-

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte
Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He..

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Aik pagal dosray pagal say: tum kis din paida huway?
Dosra pagal:itwar ko
pehla pagal dusray say: tum mujay pagal bana rahay ho
itwar ko sanday ki choti hoti hay..

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Ek din ek admi ke ghar me ek chor ghus gya


sona kha hai admi- pura ghar khali hai khi bhi so jao

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Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the...
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh...
. Driver sar pakad kar baitha
aur
bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha

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