Jokes-Funny SMS

Funny Tip:
Dont Break Anybody's Heart
They Have Only One..
If U Are Angry On Them Break
Their Bones..
They Have 206..!

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Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho...

Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu "delhi"me rehti huu..

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Wife;jab me gana gati hu tu tum bahar kio chale jate hain?
Husband;taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumare gala daba raha hu..

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Dudh wala;dahi lage dahi?
English man;"dahi"wt is doi?
Dudh wala;milk is sleeping in the night,
morning it becomes tight..
its call dahi.

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Ek dukhi admi bola..a
isi jindagi se mout achi,
Achanak yamdut aya or bola..
tumhari jan lene aya hu,
Admi..l
o batao dukhi insan mazak v nahi kar sakta..

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Boy-kal se hum kahi aur milenge,
Girl-Q?
BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k bacche
girl-kio kya hua?
boy-kutte piche laga kar kehte hay jab pyar kiya tu darna kya..

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Boy-jan tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl-idhar udhar Q likhty ho..
agr sacha pyar karty ho tu apni property k paper pe likh do..

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Husband Wife Se;
Hata Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe..
A Jaane-e-tamana Khuda Kasam,
Agli Bar"khane"me Baal Aaya
To
Sajni Se Ghajini Bana Dunga...

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Baap-agar tu fir exam me fail hua tu mujhe papa mat bolna

After exams,,
Baap-wts ur result?
Son-dimag kharab mat kr babulal
2ne baap hone ka haq kho dia..

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boy ek ladki se-i luv u...!
ladki-tameez se baat karo.
boy-om mangalam bhgwan visnu with due respect i beg to say that i luv u devi ji..nmo namah.

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