Funny Tip:
Dont Break Anybody's Heart
They Have Only One..
If U Are Angry On Them Break
Their Bones..
They Have 206..!
Ladka-tum mare sapno me,
khwabo me,
zazbato me rehti ho...
Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai,
mai tu "delhi"me rehti huu..
Wife;jab me gana gati hu tu tum bahar kio chale jate hain?
Husband;taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumare gala daba raha hu..
Dudh wala;dahi lage dahi?
English man;"dahi"wt is doi?
Dudh wala;milk is sleeping in the night,
morning it becomes tight..
its call dahi.
Ek dukhi admi bola..a
isi jindagi se mout achi,
Achanak yamdut aya or bola..
tumhari jan lene aya hu,
Admi..l
o batao dukhi insan mazak v nahi kar sakta..
Boy-kal se hum kahi aur milenge,
Girl-Q?
BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k bacche
girl-kio kya hua?
boy-kutte piche laga kar kehte hay jab pyar kiya tu darna kya..
Boy-jan tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl-idhar udhar Q likhty ho..
agr sacha pyar karty ho tu apni property k paper pe likh do..
Husband Wife Se;
Hata Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe..
A Jaane-e-tamana Khuda Kasam,
Agli Bar"khane"me Baal Aaya
To
Sajni Se Ghajini Bana Dunga...
Baap-agar tu fir exam me fail hua tu mujhe papa mat bolna
After exams,,
Baap-wts ur result?
Son-dimag kharab mat kr babulal
2ne baap hone ka haq kho dia..
boy ek ladki se-i luv u...!
ladki-tameez se baat karo.
boy-om mangalam bhgwan visnu with due respect i beg to say that i luv u devi ji..nmo namah.