Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega
Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din
Padosi Mar Gya

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad
k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai
romantic baat mat kar

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki
walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Perfect example of confidence:

A junior in an office dialed his
boss's number by
mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin
in two
minutes !...........

boss shouted : do you know
whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

Junior : no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do
u know whom
you're talking to?

Boss: no!

Junior: thank God. (and
disconnected da
phone).....

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NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....

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BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam KarneSe Pehle
Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...
Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo
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Kamyabi 100% Tumhare Qadam ChoomeGi

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1 bewafa ki yad me hamne jam utha liya
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aur bred pe laga liya aur fatafat kha liya
note- sare ashiq bewde nahi hote
kuch bhuke bhi hote hai

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Man: Marry me.. ?
Woman: Do you have a flat .. ?
Man: No..
Woman: Do you have a maruti car.. ?
Man: No..
Woman: How much is your salary..?
Man: No salary.. but,..
Woman: No but. You have nothing.. How
can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Man: (talks to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2
Porsche's.. Why do I still need to buy
Maruti .?! How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS..
MORAL
Women try to be patient&
listen to what guys have to say.......

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Padosi : Yar tere ghar se
Hamesha
Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi
ka Raaz kya hai?
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Santa :Meri Biwi mujhe joote
maarti hai,
Lag jay to
wo hasti hai,
Na lage to main
hasta hun...

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Santa Placed Two Stones In His Ears..
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Banta : :O Oye ,What Are You Doing?
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Santa : /:)Oye Don't Disturb..>:/
I'm Listening To ROCK Music !:P

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