Jokes-Funny SMS

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat
tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal
kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam
karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k
Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

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Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai.
Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar…..
Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

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Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha..
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Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu..
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Usne password rakha
"INCORRECT"
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Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta Urpassword is "Incorrect"
Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked...

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Ladki patane ka tarika
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Chupke se usko piche
jakar use pakad lo
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Agar hasi to samjho FASI
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& Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se
chillao
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"DIDI DAR GAYI" "DIDI DAR
GAYI"...

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ना जाने कब कवनो तारा टूट जाय
ना जाने कब आँख के आँसू छूट जाय.
कुछ घरी हमरा संगे हँस लऽ ए दोस्त.
का जाने कब तोहार सामने के दाँत टूट जाय ♥

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Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad
Rakhna..
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Ki
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Cream Biscuit Main Cream
Hoti Hai Lekin..
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger
Nahi Hota ...

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Ek student ki aakhri khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena
ya dafna dena,
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maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

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Girl - main ab kisi aur se pyar krti hu
or usi shadi kr rahi hun,
mujhe bhul jao..
Boy-Na tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jaane ka gum.
Jaao tum apni duniya basa lena ,
Dusri pata lenge ham ,
Tu jaa bahena ,
Aaj se tera kissa khatam...

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11 popular lines after drinking
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1.Bhai hai tu mera
2.Gadi main chlaunga
3.Aaj chad nahi rahi
4.Main dil se teri izzat karta hoon
5.Yeh mat samajh k main pee ke
bol raha hoon
6.Yaar kam to nahi padegi?
7.Ek chhota sa aur ho jaye
8.Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye
jaan bhi hajir hai.
9.Apne baap ko mat sikha
10.Kaash wo mil jati to ye hath
mein na hoti & the best one
11.kal se daru band...
Aur gym chalu....

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Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi
neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati
hun.......Auntyy.......
('.')
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