Jokes-Funny SMS

Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Apko Meri Konsi Adat BURI Lgti He?
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Reply Kiya To Bahut Pitonge.
Jaisi Hu Mast Hu.
Adjust Kar Lo Chup-Chap....

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arz kiya hai...

class me master ji sharab liye baithe haiN,


aur bachche itNe haraami saale glass liye baithe haiN..!

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Teacher-bataao GaNga kahaN se Nikalti hai aur kahaN jaake milti hai?

StudeNt-sir, GaNga school ke bahaaNe ghar se Nikalti hai aur park me sagar se milti hai..!

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arz kiya hai..

gum hai
taNhai hai
dard hai
ruswaai hai

zaalimo ab to sms karo,
kya Govt. Ne meri yahi Duty lagaai hai?

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Kya aapki life boriNg hai?

agar haaN to type kijiye_

i love (your lovers Name)

aur seNd kareiN apNe papa ko...

kasam se..!
life me huNgama mach jaayega.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa
sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman
Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me,
touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko
chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

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Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

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