Jokes-Funny SMS

Pappu Ne "Live Radio Station"
Call Ki :
Hello.. Ji Ye Radio Station Hai ?
Rj: Ji Haan

Pappu: Meri Awaaz Pura Shehar
Sun Raha Hai ?

R.j: Haan
Pappu: Yani Ghar Mein Jo Meri
Behan Radio Sunn Rahi Hai..
Wo
Bhi Sun Rahi Hogi..?
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R.j (Ghusse Me) : Haaan Bai
Haan
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar Meri
Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai..
Toh Jaldi Se
Motor Chala De...!
Main Uper Chhat Par..
Toilet Mein Huu Aur
Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

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'Ur 5 Qualities:
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Agar Zindagi Main Kabhi
Koi Acha Kam Kia Hota
To Aj Ye Jaga Khali Na Hoti'

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Ek Aadmi - Beta Tumhari Umr Kya Hai?
Baccha - Ji,ghar Mai 14,
School Mai 12
Train Mai 7
&
Fb Pe 19 Saal.... :-P

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Galileo Used Lamp 2 Study...
Graham Bell Used Candle To Study
Shakespeare Used Street Lyt To Study.
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Moral:" Sab Apne Jaise He The,
Din Me Time Paas Karte Or
Raat Me Drama Bazi.

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Shohar Ne Apni Bv Ko Msg Kya.
Begum Main 1 Ghnta Dair Se Aaunga
Agar Na Aaun To Har 1 Ghantay Baad,
Isi Msg Ko Dobara Parhti Rehna.

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That Angry Moment..
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Whn A Small Kid Hits U Widout Any
Reason In Front Of His Mom&
U Cant Do Anything Bt Smile N Say
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"Kitna Cute Hai (Sala Kutta).

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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi.

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Puri Botal Na Sahi
Ek Jam To Ho Jaye

Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye

Jin K Sms K Intzar Me Ho Gaye Ham Beemar
Un Ko Bukhar Na Sahi Zukam To Ho Jaye.

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Bagon Me Phool Khilte Rehenge.
Raat Me Diye Jalte Rehenge.
Dua H Khuda Se
Aap Khush Rehe Hamesha.
Baki Hum To Hamesha Tang Karte Rahenge.

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DEDICATED TO ALL BOYS
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey
Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte
Hain BEER BAR Me............. .!!!!

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