Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho.
Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho.
Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki.
Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi,
Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

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Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Dil Ke Arma Aansuon Me Bah Gaye.
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Rah Gaye
,
,
Itne Me Light Chali Gayi
Jo Baat Un Se Kahni Thi
Wo Unki Maa Se Kah Gaye.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan
Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

Like SMS - 54 - SMS Length: 199 Santa Banta SMS
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Bhakt - Baba Jail Mein Kya Kroge ?
.
Aasaaram - Jab Jiv Jantu Sab So
Rahe Honge,
Bhoot Prait Sab Ro Rahe Honge
Aise Raat Sunsaan Raat Rakh Dil
Pe Hath
Saath Saath Hum Bolo Kya
Karenge..
Havan Karenge Havan Karenge
Havan Karenge.

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मच्छर मारने का सबसे आसान तरीका!
चीनी और लाल मिर्च का मिश्रण बना कर
मच्छर को दें।
मिश्रण खाते ही वो पानी की तलाश में
निकलेगा।
जैसे ही वो पानी के टैंक के पास जाए
उसे धक्का दे दो।
वो भीग जाएगा और खुद को सुखाने के लिए
आग के पास जाएगा।
उसी वक्त आप आग में बम फ़ेंक दें।
वो बुरी तरह ज़ख़्मी हो के अस्पताल
में दाखिल हो जाएगा।
आप वहां जाकर उसका आक्सीजन मास्क
उतार दें।
मच्छर मर जाएगा...
धन्यवाद की ज़रूरत नहीं है,
मुझे आप की सहायता करके ख़ुशी हुई।

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Arz Kiya Hai,, .
.
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki
Ka Deedar,,
Wah Wah To Karo,,
.
.
2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki
Ka Deedar,,
.
.
Toh Langda Bhi Aise Bhage Jaise .
.
.
Karizma Zmr.

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Disco Mein jab yeh gaana bajega,
On
the floor aana padega, Lungi ko
uthana padega, Gender kya hai
dikhana padega. :P

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 122 Funny SMS
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Ek Aam Admi Ne Murgi Pakdi
Ghar Aaya To Dekha
Na Gas
Na Ata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Admi Vapas Murgi Ko Chhor Ke Aaya
.
.
Murgi Puri Raat Chillai:-
.
.
Congress Party Zindabad.

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Jo Dete Hai Ladki Ko Tohfe,
Wo Laate Hai Unki Shaadi Me Sofe,
Jo Jate Hai Unke Piche,
Wo Aate Hai Caro Ke Neeche,
Jo Kehte Hai Jaanu,
Wahi Bante Hai Baacho Ke Maamu!!!

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Teacher Ne Gadha Ke samne Ak Daru,
Or Ak Pani Ki Balti Rakhi,
.
.
Gadha Pani Pike Chala Gaya.
.
.
Teachr : To Student,
Tumne Is Ghatna Se Kya Sikha.?
Student : Jo Daru Hehi Pita Hai,
Wo Gadha Hota Hai.

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