Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Flirting Is The Only Job In The World
That We Cannot Include In Our CV..
Despite Of Having Years Of Experience..
And
Number Of Refferences..!

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Added 9 years ago

People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..
But
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka
And
See The Wall Moves On Its Own..!

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Added 9 years ago

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"
.
She felt so happy said-"yes"
.
d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?"

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Added 9 years ago

Attitude of girls:
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When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
i dont like that kind of sms ok? :p -

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Added 9 years ago

Best Of Rajnikant :-

One day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
.
.
.
.
Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!:)

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Added 9 years ago

Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai or Ye kiske kaam aata hai?
.
Papa: Beta Ye VIP Log bhejte hai
or KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai.

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Added 9 years ago

Sonu in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room,
Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya?

Waiter- Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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Added 9 years ago

Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.

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Added 9 years ago

Nigahe Nigaho Se Mila Kar To Dekho,
Kabhi Kisi Ko Apna Banakar To Dekho,
Milna Chahenge Sub Har Roj Apse
Kabhi Aap Sabun Se Naha Kr To Dkho.

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Added 9 years ago

Jane wo humse kya chupati thi
.
kuch tha uske hot pe
magar na jane Q shrmati thi
.
jab humne muh khulvya to pata chala
.
sali gutka khati thi.

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