Girl: Aap mujhe lift denge
to main apko apna cell no.
dungi
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ENgineer boy: Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,
bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol
dalwa dena ji
Uff! Mehangai ne
Engineers ko bhi shareef
bna dia hai..."
ek baar ek din rajnikant ne ek khet karida aur char well khudwaya
pta
hi
kyu
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.kairem board khelne ke liye
Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.
Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
.
Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..
Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho... :-P :o
Zindgi Me Maine Jitna Safar Kiya
Us Experience Se Meri Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna...
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Train Kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti...!
Girl:"Mom & Dad Ne Kaha Hai K
Agar Exams Mai Fail Hui To,
Shadi Kar Denge..
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Boy:"Tumne Kitni Tayari Ki..??
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Girl:"bus Reception K Dress
Lena Baki Reh Gya Hai..
Sonia Gandhi Ne,
Rahul Gandhi Ko Thappad Mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook Ke Comments Padh Padh
Kar,
Rahul Ne Bhi Likh Diya,
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"Mummy Toh Indian Honi Chaiye.
Italian Toh Pizza Bhi Hota Hain.
Train Chali, Pappu 1 Dibbe
Me chad Gaya..
T.t Bola - Kyu Jee,
Nazar Nahi Aata,
Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
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Pappu:- Sorry,
Mere Ko Laga Aap MARD Ho.
Yamraj To Santa: "Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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Santa: "I Want To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman's Wife.
Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
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Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe!
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega.
Issliye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!