Jokes-Funny SMS

Girl: Aap mujhe lift denge
to main apko apna cell no.
dungi
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ENgineer boy: Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,
bas 100 Rupees. ka petrol
dalwa dena ji
Uff! Mehangai ne
Engineers ko bhi shareef
bna dia hai..."

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ek baar ek din rajnikant ne ek khet karida aur char well khudwaya
pta
hi
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.kairem board khelne ke liye

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Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.

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Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai..
Dobara Kaho!
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Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do!
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Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata..

Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain..
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Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo!
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Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho... :-P :o

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Zindgi Me Maine Jitna Safar Kiya
Us Experience Se Meri Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna...
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Train Kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti...!

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Girl:"Mom & Dad Ne Kaha Hai K
Agar Exams Mai Fail Hui To,
Shadi Kar Denge..
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Boy:"Tumne Kitni Tayari Ki..??
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Girl:"bus Reception K Dress
Lena Baki Reh Gya Hai..

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Sonia Gandhi Ne,
Rahul Gandhi Ko Thappad Mara..
Reason. ???
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Facebook Ke Comments Padh Padh
Kar,
Rahul Ne Bhi Likh Diya,
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"Mummy Toh Indian Honi Chaiye.
Italian Toh Pizza Bhi Hota Hain.

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Train Chali, Pappu 1 Dibbe
Me chad Gaya..
T.t Bola - Kyu Jee,
Nazar Nahi Aata,
Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.
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Pappu:- Sorry,
Mere Ko Laga Aap MARD Ho.

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Yamraj To Santa: "Your Time Is Over,
Tell Your Last Wish"
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Santa: "I Want To See Manmohan Singh,
Speaking To Salman's Wife.

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Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
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Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
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Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe!
Kaamchor Ho !
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega.
Issliye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!

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