Jokes-Funny SMS

A Boy Needs Lots Of Courage
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Reject A Girl Frnd Request...!

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Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise,

Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise,

Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…

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The most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do".. :'-

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

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Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

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1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot.

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DEVDAS Of 2013:
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Maa Ne Kaha Facebook Chor Do! .
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Abba Ne Kaha Mobile Night
Package Chor Do! .
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Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance
Churana Chor Do! .
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Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi Peena Chor
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Aur ek Din Aayega Jab Paro Ke
Bacche Bolenge,
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Maamu Ab To Hamaari Mummy Ka
Peecha Chor Do......

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During Breakup -
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said :
I
forgot ur face Darling So please select
your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining. :P:D
BOYS Double Rock :D:P...

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Bihari propsd a gal wth Romntc poem:
Kutta mar gayil rajai me
Hum pagal bani tohra judai me
Hathi Naali me bah na sakela
Ye Bihari Tohra Bin Reh na sakela.

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Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:"Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta..
Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. ??
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('_')
<) )>
_! !_ ....
mere se dialogue bazi
Huhh . . . . .

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