A Boy Needs Lots Of Courage
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Reject A Girl Frnd Request...!
Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise,
Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise,
Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…
The most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do".. :'-
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot.
DEVDAS Of 2013:
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Maa Ne Kaha Facebook Chor Do! .
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Abba Ne Kaha Mobile Night
Package Chor Do! .
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Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance
Churana Chor Do! .
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Paaro Ne Kaha Bacardi Peena Chor
Do! .
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Aur ek Din Aayega Jab Paro Ke
Bacche Bolenge,
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Maamu Ab To Hamaari Mummy Ka
Peecha Chor Do......
During Breakup -
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo's and said :
I
forgot ur face Darling So please select
your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining. :P:D
BOYS Double Rock :D:P...
Bihari propsd a gal wth Romntc poem:
Kutta mar gayil rajai me
Hum pagal bani tohra judai me
Hathi Naali me bah na sakela
Ye Bihari Tohra Bin Reh na sakela.
Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:"Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta..
Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. ??
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_! !_ ....
mere se dialogue bazi
Huhh . . . . .