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Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Is Kadar Hum Apko Chahte H,
K Duniya Wale Dekh K Jal Jate H,
Waise To Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate H Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jate H.
Apne roop par itna gurur mat karo....
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Ye sab 2 din ka hasti hai.....
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Aapke chehre par tab tak masti hai.....
Jab tak FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai.....!
My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rajected
&
Only you weree selected.
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Because I needed a Monkey for an
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Dil Se msg karnewale
Dildar hote he . . .
Shan Se msg karnewale
Shandar hote he . . .
Jaan Se msg karnewale
Jaandar hote hote he . .
Kaam Se msg karnewale
KaamChor hote he . . .
Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban
jaenge Haso mat,SMS bhejo
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera.
To bata dena ai dost.
Hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhe goli
maa denge
(.:-)...:-:-
bde aye hme na pasand karne wale.
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na
Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise, Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise, Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…
Shadi ke Side Effects:---
Wife Ne Pati Ke Gaal Pe ,
Thapad Maar Kar Machhar maar Diya..
Pati Gusse Se- thappad Kyu Maara?
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Wife : Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhara Khoon Piye,
Ye Mujhe pasand Nahi... :p :D
