Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

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Added 9 years ago

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!

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Added 9 years ago

Ab hum aapke raaste me kabhi nahi aayenge,
hume pata hain aap hume kaat khayenge,
hum to hain garib aadmi,
14 injection kaha lagayenge

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Added 9 years ago

Suna Hai Aapki Ek Muskan Pr Hr Koi
Marta Hai,
Zara Time NikaaL Ke Aayiye To.
Ek Chuha Marwana Hai.
Bahut Din Se Pareshan Kar Rakha Hai

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Added 9 years ago

Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai
Tumhe

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Added 9 years ago

Aapke hath me mobile hai....
Chehare pe khubh c smile hai...
Sms ki achchi khasi file hai....
Phir bhi sms nahi karte....
Yaar,yeh kaunsa stupid style hai

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Added 9 years ago

Na Dil Ko Behlane Ke Liye,
Na Ghar Me Sajane Ke Liye.
Bas Aapki Ek Tasweer Chahiye,
Apne khet Se "Kauve" Bhagane Ke
Liye.!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrr..!:-P

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Added 9 years ago

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Added 9 years ago

Hame malum hai ki aap hame bhula
nahi sakte,
Lekin paas bhi hamare aa nahi sakte,
Yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki
BADBU....
Please yaar kya tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE!

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Added 9 years ago

Har mod ka mukam nhi hota,
dil ke risto ka koi naam nhi hota,
DISCOVERY ki help se khoja hai aapko
warna aap jaise prajati ka milna aasan
nhi ho

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