Jokes-Funny SMS

Solid bezati,
Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri zindgi
1 kutte k sath Guzare.
Boyfrnd-Bas Uncle
isiliye to Me Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

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Khushi Paane K Liye 1 Dbaye...
:
Muskurane K Liye 2 Dbaye...
:
Mujhse Baat Krne K Liye 3 Dbaye...
: Mujhse Chhutkara Paane K Liye Apna
Gla Dbaye...

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Apke Shero Se Hm "Ghayal"ho Gaye..
Apki Hasee K Hm "Kayal"ho Gye...
25rupay Me,500 Sms Kya Mile...
Sale Kal K Ldke Aaj K "Shayar"ho Gaye...

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Sita ne Ram ke liye rajmahal chor diya,
Devdas ne daru ke liye paru ko chor
diya,
Aap ne kya kiya!!
Paisa bachane ke liye, SMS karna chor
diya.

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1 kamal dekho sirf "U"
lagao aur tum ban jaoge
M-rga,
St-pid,
B-dh-,
D-ffer,
Bewak-f,
-ll-,
Lall-,
Ghoch-,
Dekha everything is
Incomplete without "U"

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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein?

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i want 2 tell u something, plz dont
misunderstand Please do sincerely
wear a helmet while walking.
Bz EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY!

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"Badla+BEZTI"
1 Ladke Ki Girlfriend Ne Use Khatt Likha
Ki Meri Life Main Naya Ladka Aa Gaya
Hai,
Tum Se Accha Hai,Main Uski Dulhan
Banugi Meri Photo Wapis Bhijwa Do' Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki Girlfriend
Ki 30 Photo Ki
Aur Bich Main Uski Photo Rakh Ke Khatt
Likha'Le In Me Se Nikal Le,
Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad Nahi

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Aapko miss krna roz ki baat hai,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat hai,
Door rehna kismat ki baat hai,
Lekin..
AAPKO JHELNA MAA KASAM,
himmat ki baat hai

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Log tumhare sakal pe marte hain..
Log tumhare nazar se ghayal hote
hain..
Log tumhare awaj sunke pagal hote
hain..
Isliye tum plz chupchap apne ghar me hi baithe raho ta ki is duniya tabah
hone se bach jaye.

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