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Kitni Mehengai Ho Gayi H Yaar
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98 Ka Net Card Ab 125 Kahogaya
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35 Ka Msg Card Dalwao Usme Bhi
10 Paise Katte Hai...
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Kuch To Reham Karo,
Bhikari Sim Companiyo Hum Students Par.
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Na Koi Income Hai
Na Koi Rahis Baap Ki Beti Apni Girlfriend Hai.
Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga tab awaaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.
Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.
Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?
Aawaz: GOD.
Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?
Principal :Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Mein,
Gaya Toh First Time 100 Rs Fine,
2nd Time 200 Rs. Fine And 3rd Time 500.
Munna Bhai :Boley To
Monthly Paas Ka Kya Lega.
Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H
Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H
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Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K
Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H..
Sir : What Is Your Name?
Stud : Butter Red Govorment.
Sir : What?
Stud : Sir Up Bohot Stupid Ho,
Mera Name Makhan Lal Sorkar.
Boys:- Boys are intelligent than girls.
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Girl:- any proof...??
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boy:- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!
Na Hawa me
Na Baharo me
Na Chaand me
Na Sitaaro me
Na Laakho me
Na Hazaaro me
Humne to aapko dekha he . . .
CHAPPAL churate Bazaron me.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahnewali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta
Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.
