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(___( HANDS UP!!
Tumhara Inbox Me Jitna Sms Hai,
Wo Sob Mujhe Forword Karo,
Warna!
Shout Kar Dunga....*
Ek Aadmi Ka Accident Hua,
Thik Hona K Bad Rone Laga,
To Doctor Ne Pucha:
Tum To Thik Ho Gaye Fir Q Ro Rhe Ho?
Aadmi: Jis Gadi Se Mera Accident Hua,
Us Gadi K Pichhe Likha Tha
"PHIR MILENGE".
Humare Aangan Mein Bhi Ek Chota Saa
Phool Khilega.
Humare Aangan Mein Bhi Ek Chota Saa
Phool Khilega.
Daya Sabut Dhundho Yahi Kahi Milega!
Maa 10 Saal Ke Bete Se,
Beta Tum To Bade Hoshiyar Ho,
Tumhe Tution Vaale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai,
Tabhi Beta Tapak Se Javab Deta Hai,
Maa Tum Bhi To Kaam Karne Mai
Badi Hoshiyar Ho
Tumhe Kaamvaali Baai Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai.
Bazigar O Bazigar Teri Mummy Ko Razi Kar,
Tune Dil Mera Toda Mene Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol Ke Pese Waps Kar.
Neta Ji Ne Bola Tha Ki
"Tum Log Mujhe Khun Do,
Hum Tumko Azadi Dunga.."
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Main Kahata Hu Ki
"Tum Mujhe Sms Karo,
Me Tume REPLY Dunga.." :-D :-P
Chotu Ki Girl-Friend Ne Usko
Dikhane Ke Liye Date Pe Short Kapde Pahne
Aur Puchha.
Gf: Main Young Lag Rahi Hun Na?
Chotu Muskurate Hue:
Arey Pagli Ye Bhi Utar De,
Bilkul New Born Baby Lagegi.
1 Aadmi Sadak Se Ja Raha Tha . .
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Chalte Chalte Rastey Me Kuch Dikh Use
Wo Jhukta Hai
Aur Use Uthane Ke Bad
"Kambakht Log Thookte Bhi Hai,
Mano Aththani (50 Paise) Ho.
Ladkiyo Ki Jeans Mein (Chain) Kyun Hoti Hai..
Jab Ki Uska Koi Use Nahi Hota?
Reply Must Agar Nahi Pata To
Is Sms Ko Aag Ki Tarah Faila Do,
Mujhe Jawab Chahiye..??
GOD in Dabanng Style:
Shadi me hum tumhe "BIWI" Naam Ki
Aisi Cheej Denge ki..
ZINDAGI Bhar CONFUZED Rahoge ki
PUNISHMENT hai ya GIFT. :-D
