Jokes-Funny SMS

8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....
8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...
acp pradyuman kheta h
u r under arrest....

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Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai
wah wah!!
Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai...
wah wah!!
Daya-Sir, Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se
bhi Tej Chalta hai.

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Na Bandook se maaro,
na Bomb se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro ,
Na Bomb Se Maaro.... . . . . .
Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....

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Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

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Fedrick bola Sir ladki badi rangeen hai Gaur farmaaiye, fedrick bola Sir ladki
badi rangeen ha ACP Pradhuman bola fedrick,
ladki to rangeen hai par
maamla bada sangeen hai

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Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
Dhyan se sunega
Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
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daya chan maro yaha ka chappa
chappa gali gali

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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye
he*
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wah wah
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Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*
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Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse
aaye he

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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

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Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.....
Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia
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Kaise?
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kyu k Bank Manager ek ladki thi...
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Boli:
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U,
Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.

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Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
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Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai..

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